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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
Unknown
"Experts claim zombie women don't have sex. But I bet a really slutty zombie woman would, if you promised to get her a rich guy's brains to eat."
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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
Unknown
"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
Unknown
"In a laboratory, some scientists placed three monkeys in a room. In the center of the room they placed a short staircase. At the top, the scientists hung a bunch of bananas from the ceiling. Whenever a monkey tried to climb the stairs to get the bananas, the scientists sprayed the other two with a fire hose, much to their dislike. After many repeated dousings, the monkeys took to beating the monkey that tried to climb the stairs. Eventually, the monkeys stopped trying to get the bananas, and the scientists put away the hose. After a while the scientists replaced one of the monkeys with a new one. The original two monkeys violently protested any attempts by the newcomer to climb the stairs, and she quickly quit trying. One by one, the scientists replaced the other two monkeys, leaving no original participants. As new monkeys were introduced, they in turn were beaten and learned the rules. Although they had never been sprayed or even seen the hose, the monkeys continued beating each other for climbing the stairs. Why? Because that's the way they'd always done things."
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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
Unknown
"For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life."
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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
Thomas Jefferson
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical."
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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
Thomas Jefferson
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them."
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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
Thomas Jefferson
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
George Bernard Shaw
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
Thomas Jefferson
"When the government fears the people there is liberty; when the people fear the government there is tyranny."
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Posted:
5/23/2007
Quote Author:
Albert Einstein
"Do you believe in God? "I'm not an atheist. I don't think I can call myself a pantheist. The problem involved is too vast for our limited minds. We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many languages. The child knows someone must have written those books. It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God. We see the universe marvelously arranged and obeying certain laws but only dimly understand these laws."
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